Maybe This Is What They Used The Cardboard For

Best hobo signs of the week:

"Please donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund."

"My wife has been kidnapped, need 87 more cents for the ransom."

"You're pretty."

"I'm really a P.h.d in physicians."

"If you give me money, I'll stop playing the guitar."

"What would Angelina Jolie do?"

"Why lie, I need some crack."

"Wouldn't YOU like a beer and a sandwich right now?"