So after the bars close late last Thursday night, I find myself walking down a mostly-empty Market street towards home. I make the turn at Walgreens to start heading south, and find that the large glass window facing 9th street is freshly smashed, with pellets of safety glass still tinkling down onto the sidewalk.
It's not clear whether the two guys in front of the window were the ones that actually did the smashing, but what is clear is that they're stealing a rice cooker from the window display.
Guy 1: "Dude! Open your backpack."
Guy 2: (opens backpack) "Shit!" (drunkenly giggles)
Guy 1: "Here you go man, a rice cooker. From......Jesus!"
Guy 2: (drunkenly giggles)
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Thursday, November 1, 2007
Halloweenie
I realized, as I sat at an outdoor cafe with my mother yesterday, that I couldn't say- not with 100% confidence, anyway- who was in costume and who wasn't.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Politics
The candidates for Mayor of San Francisco met for a debate on Thursday night. Then they were attacked by zombies.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Um, Sorry?
The street where Alex and I live is a little one-way residential jobber, running from mildly ghetto main thoroughfare to another mildly ghetto main thoroughfare. It's a quiet little island of divided-up run-down Victorians amidst a sea of public housing, bike shops, and Filipino markets. At least, this is what I tell myself.
And around 3 o'clock this morning, this was confirmed by a series of crashes, curses, and then a very loud, very aggrieved voice proclaiming "It's taking too damn long to get some crack around here!"
And around 3 o'clock this morning, this was confirmed by a series of crashes, curses, and then a very loud, very aggrieved voice proclaiming "It's taking too damn long to get some crack around here!"
Thursday, September 13, 2007
In A Nutshell
Overheard today on the 14:
Guy: I need to shave my legs. I'm getting, like, knee dreadlocks.
Girl: Wait, what? How?
Guy: From all the blowjobs. Seriously, I have, like, little knee-hair dreadlocks.
Girl: You're like the Rastafarian Blowjob King of San Francisco.
Guy: We should be smoking weed right now.
Guy: I need to shave my legs. I'm getting, like, knee dreadlocks.
Girl: Wait, what? How?
Guy: From all the blowjobs. Seriously, I have, like, little knee-hair dreadlocks.
Girl: You're like the Rastafarian Blowjob King of San Francisco.
Guy: We should be smoking weed right now.
Friday, September 7, 2007
CAN'T WAIT!
| Oakland Raiders 2007 Pre-Season Schedule | ||||
| Date | Time* | Opponent | TV | Results |
| Saturday, August 11 | 7:00 p.m. | Arizona Cardinals | KICU | |
| Saturday, August 18 | 7:00 p.m. | at San Francisco 49ers | KTVU | |
| Friday, August 24 | 7:00 p.m. | St. Louis Rams | KICU | |
| Thursday, August 30 | 7:00 p.m. | at Seattle Seahawks | KTVU | |
| Oakland Raiders 2007 Regular Season Schedule | ||||
| Date | Time* | Opponent | TV | Results |
| Sunday, September 9 | 1:15 p.m. | Detroit Lions | FOX | |
| Sunday, September 16 | 1:15 p.m. | at Denver Broncos | CBS | |
| Sunday, September 23 | 1:05 p.m. | Cleveland Browns | CBS | |
| Sunday, September 30 | 10:00 a.m. | at Miami Dolphins | CBS | |
| Sunday, October 7 | BYE WEEK | |||
| Sunday, October 14 | 1:15 p.m. | at San Diego Chargers | CBS | |
| Sunday, October 21 | 1:05 p.m. | Kansas City Chiefs | CBS | |
| Sunday, October 28 | 10:00 a.m. | at Tennessee Titans | CBS | |
| Sunday, November 4 | 1:15 p.m. | Houston Texans | CBS | |
| Sunday, November 11 | 1:15 p.m. | Chicago Bears | FOX | |
| Sunday, November 18 | 10:00 a.m. | at Minnesota Vikings | CBS | |
| Sunday, November 25 | 10:00 a.m. | at Kansas City Chiefs | CBS | |
| Sunday, December 2 | 1:05 p.m. | Denver Broncos | CBS | |
| Sunday, December 9 | 10:00 a.m. | at Green Bay Packers | CBS | |
| Sunday, December 16 | 1:05 p.m. | Indianapolis Colts | CBS | |
| Sunday, December 23 | 10:00 a.m. | at Jacksonville Jaguars | CBS | |
| Sunday, December 30 | 1:15 p.m. | San Diego Chargers | CBS | |
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