Overheard today on the 14:
Guy: I need to shave my legs. I'm getting, like, knee dreadlocks.
Girl: Wait, what? How?
Guy: From all the blowjobs. Seriously, I have, like, little knee-hair dreadlocks.
Girl: You're like the Rastafarian Blowjob King of San Francisco.
Guy: We should be smoking weed right now.
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